Quotes

This is a list of every single quote on the QueueSS stream. Some of them have lore left over from before the Point Revamp Reboot.

Original Quotes
QueueSS was trying to move the contents from one to another when the program he was using crashed. Due to this, all of the original quotes have not come back with Q****Cli***r. All but 9 quotes have been documented on this page. It's said by gamerz128 there were 128 quotes in total. Although this sounds like a joke coming from him, gamerz actually made the 128th quote.


 * 1) Hi Adam it's me Que how ya doing remember to stay hydrated to prevent not living - Gamerz128
 * 2) There should be a gamerz bot that says my dumb shit once every minute - Gamerz128
 * 3) I dont fuq with no syphillus - JordanTheecow
 * 4) You're going to lose, by my hands KappaPride - Preston [Melee]
 * 5) Ok make it say mamma Mia ravioli I lost my pasghetti noodle in my linguini - Gamerz128
 * 6) Tomorrow at 1pm, ya boi is having sex on camera - QueueSS [Hearthstone] [08/09/2018]
 * 7) I only do winner stays if its with preston -GP [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [12/09/2018]
 * 8) all my ni🅱🅱as bisexual - LiLDICKMane [Super Smash Bros. Melee [12/09/2018]
 * 9) I'm hip, I know what twinks are - Zaid to the cathy crew [Casino] [14/09/2018]
 * 10) I want to play poker with real people and tell actual people to die -QueueSS [Casino] [14/09/2018]
 * 11) Don't let dad drink all the wine - Twitchingeye12 [Factorio] [15/09/2018]
 * 12) We are going into hyper poverty -QueueSS [Factorio] [15/09/2018]
 * 13) Schlaegel Schlaegel I pooped on a bagel -Sam [Hearthstone] [20/09/2018]
 * 14) yamica yeetica ive got to skeetica -Sam [Hearthstone] [20/09/2018]
 * 15) I cant fistbump a fucking beta -GP [Mario Party 6] [21/09/2018]
 * 16) Wheres the meatballs at bro -luvdicc [Mario Party 6] [21/09/2018]
 * 17) Ogre-Sayn x2 -luvdiccc [Mario Party 6] [21/09/2018]
 * 18) Ya I'll pay for your hotel and flight if you touch my wiener right now -GP [Creative] [03/10/2018]
 * 19) "Gotta stretch my ballsacks real quick" -GP [Super Mario Party] [05/10/2018]
 * 20) sometimes my secretions are very soft [Super Mario Party] [05/10/2018]
 * 21) "Why would I give my money away when I can donate it?" -gamerz [Hearthstone] [10/10/2018]
 * 22) "Ketchup is filth, I've never met a person that likes ketchup and has a penis" -QueueSS [Hearthstone] [10/10/2018]
 * 23) "It's time to dunkeroo" -Breaston [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [11/10/2018]
 * 24) "My life is just an endless cycle of scams" -QueueSS [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [11/10/2018]
 * 25) Congratulations! You're the 1032nd person to inspect this garbage! [Jazzpunk] [12/10/2018]
 * 26) "Two can play at that game KappaPride " -Breaston [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [13/10/2018]
 * 27) "I got a bone to pick with you Daniel KappaPride " -Pop [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [13/10/2018]
 * 28) "Lets GO, Daniel KappaPride " -Presto [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [13/10/2018]
 * 29) " I got a boner to stick in you Daniel KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride " -GPreston [13/10/2018]
 * 30) "Luv_sic is just deficient" -QueueSS [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [13/10/2018]
 * 31) "The cum biscuit sandwich is not the play" -QueueSS [Diablo III: Reaper Souls] [18/10/2018]
 * 32) "I dont care what Garam Hussien likes" -QueueSS [Jet Grind Radio] [19/10/2018]
 * 33) This is Onishima Im sending in the nukes, I dont care what happens - Onishima [Jet Set Radio] [19/10/2018]
 * 34) "What?!?! You can L cancel every aerial? KappaPride " [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [24/10/2018]
 * 35) "amish - the human pokemon. A distand relative to oddish" -Gamerz128 [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [24/10/2018]
 * 36) "And this is why que needs to take my advice more often" -Gamerz [Creative] [31/10/2018]
 * 37) "I have a great disdain for you, as a human being -queuess [Creative] [31/10/2018]
 * 38) "Taste my semen" - GoeticThunder [Hearthstone] [19/11/2018]
 * 39) " https://discord.gg/7CSY7C8 " -queue__bot [Hearthstone] [28/11/2018]
 * 40) "The discord link should be a quote" -Gamerz128 [Hearthstone] [28/11/2018]
 * 41) "!quote" - queue__bot [Hearthstone] [28/11/2018]
 * 42) "can i get a chimky nunget?" -queuess [Call of Duty: Black Ops 4] [28/11/2018]
 * 43) "yeah i eat too much pussy to bother voting" - GoeticThunder [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [29/12/2018]
 * 44) "only incels use the toilet i pee in my hand and dump it in the sink like a man" - GoeticThunder [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [29/12/2018]
 * 45) "Also I hate chromes stupid side b" - Vikachu45678 [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [30/12/2018]
 * 46) "This is looking grim..." - QueueSS [Animal Crossing] [20/01/2019]
 * 47) "Que you should buy more 2012 swag boi hats" -Gamerz128 [Creativerse] [25/01/2019]
 * 48) "yeeticus yeeticus fuck you gamerzicus - Gamerz128 [Creativerse] [25/01/2019]
 * 49) "The bear can understand human intellect. Interesting" - Professor gamerztree [Creativerse] [25/01/2019]
 * 50) "fuck you gamerz" - QueueSS [Just Chatting] [27/01/2019]
 * 51) Is your use of language so perfunctory, so stiflingly prescriptive that copula deletion, internet acronyms, and otherwise extremely average vernacular is enough to completely encrypt a portion of text to you? That may be indicative of something. [Just Chatting] [17/02/2019]
 * 52) "boing" - mario [Battlerite Royale] [19/02/2019]
 * 53) "You see, Luigi is in Super Mario World, but not Super Mario 64. I think you can see why I made this decision, and it's also why Luigi is still not in Smash yet." Masahiro Sakurai [Battlerite Royale] [20/02/2019]
 * 54) "Luigi fucking sucks" - Shigeru Miyamoto [Battlerite Royale] [20/02/2019]
 * 55) "I made every game ever dont @ me." - Hideo Kojima [Battlerite Royale] [20/02/2019]
 * 56) "Prolonged exposure to gamerz can cause insanity" - Dr. Amigo [Battlerite Royale] [20/02/2019]
 * 57) "deprest10 -> You don't have any currency to gamble!" [Battlerite Royale] [21/02/2019]
 * 58) "gamerz128: That's the only funny thing I've ever said ever" [Battlerite Royale] [22/02/2019]
 * 59) "queue__bot: Rolled 69. goeticthunder won the jackpot of 9468369 Points and now has a total of 9471029 Points" [Battlerite Royale] [20/02/2019]
 * 60) "gamerz128: the trivia command should become the quote command 2" [Creative] [23/02/2019]
 * 61) "I don't like the Stromboli Jar - QueueSS" [Creative] [23/02/2019]
 * 62) I've seen her like three times and she looks like a McDonald's burger with all that grease - QueueSS" [Creative] [23/02/2019]
 * 63) "I got a bone to stick in you Daniel KappaPride" -Pop [Creative] [24/02/2019]
 * 64) "Can you imagine slapping a chicken at 3000 m/s?" [Creative] [24/02/2019]
 * 65) "gamerz128: you know, when you really think about it, APEX Legends is a Sonic Adventure game" [Battlerite Royale] [27/02/2019]
 * 66) "Impressive work, Lizard-Man - QueueSS" [Poker] [09/03/2019]
 * 67) "ardentTX: look guy, go ahead and yugiblow me" [League of Legends] [10/03/2019]
 * 68) "ladyruele: I dont think you meet the size requirement for a yugiblow sowy" [League of Legends] [10/03/2019]
 * 69) "did you know yoink is the antithesis of yeet? - Quibsy" [Stardew Valley] [17/03/2019]
 * 70) "The luckiest man alive is obviously famous amos, the creator of famous amos cookies" [Albion Online] [27/03/2019]
 * 71) "You know what they say about assumptions--they make you look like a real piece of shit" --QueueSS [Albion Online] [27/03/2019]
 * 72) "hee haw" - videogamedunkey [Risk of Rain 2] [30/03/2019]
 * 73) "faithfulish: hi abraham im ashley and your lighting still sucks" [League of Legends] [03/04/2019]
 * 74) "The buns were soggy, the meat itself was vegan meat, and the chili an awful taste, and there was barely even any spice to it. Hardly qualifies as a chili dog. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined." - Sonic the Hedgehog [Albion Online] [17/04/2019]
 * 75) "sometimes thats how the ball bounces" -QueueSS and zoukk [Albion Online] [17/04/2019]
 * 76) "why are we here? just to buffer" Ultimate Players [Albion Online] [17/04/2019]
 * 77) "now you see, I dont play a game for its unintended mechanics, like wavecheating in Melee. I play it for its features, like wavedashing in Project M" - gamerz128 [Albion Online] [18/04/2019]
 * 78) "Make a benis bajina :---) -Luv-sic" [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [19/04/2019]
 * 79) "fuck everything you (goeticthunder) put in chat" [Albion Online] [01/05/2019]
 * 80) "BarkingSteve: sans forward is sans" [Deltarune] [08/05/2019]
 * 81) "QueueSS: I'm actually now funny" [Furi] [23/05/2019]
 * 82) "Sonic Wind!' Sonic the Hedgehog" [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [21/06/2019]
 * 83) "i like cows lol" [Super Mario Maker 2] [29/06/2019]
 * 84) "did you know that oprah's real name is oprah - queuess" [Super Mario Maker 2] [20/07/2019]
 * 85) "You were only in chapter one of a book that makes War and Peace look like a picture book - zoukk [Super Mario Maker 2] [20/07/2019]
 * 86) "I want nothing more than to see Luigi go to hell" - Shigeru Miyamoto [Super Mario Maker 2] [20/07/2019]
 * 87) "This one goes there--WHERE DOES THIS ONE GO?? - QueueSS (Tetris 99)" [Tetris 99] [26/07/2019]
 * 88) "zoukk_: is cooking just sticking things in a microwave? Never disrespect kazoo musicians again" [Super Mario Maker 2] [27/07/2019]
 * 89) "Rolled 73. emileandjorge lost 48680 🅱️oints and now has 0 🅱oints. Get fucked" [Super Mario Maker 2] [28/07/2019]
 * 90) "adam can I change the currency again to 'pickle ricks'" [Super Mario Maker 2] [28/07/2019]
 * 91) "Milk" [Just Chatting] [31/07/2019]
 * 92) "JUST JOKIN" - Anthony Palumbo [Just Chatting] [31/07/2019]
 * 93) "Oh I wouldn't wanna be on... Oh boy" Anthony Palumbo [Just Chatting] [31/07/2019]
 * 94) "I -- I'm goin' outside" [Just Chatting] [31/07/2019]
 * 95) "first time commenter, last time listener radszoukks" [Oxygen Not Included] [07/08/2019]
 * 96) "got to th jail paul mmissing they say they say he took him a little stroll after he baled hisseld out i bet tht man got eat by a shark ole shiny head look like seal -BigKeith904" [Oxygen Not Included] [07/08/2019]
 * 97) "The Nutshack but every nutshack is me ruining the server" [Just Chatting] [23/08/2019]
 * 98) "What's the point of living if we are all just going to die" [Just Chatting [23/08/2019]
 * 99) "bruh cringe bruh bro like dude really like wtf cuh" - Gamerz [Town of Salem] [28/08/2019]
 * 100) "!gamble all" "Zoukk_, you don't have enough currency to gamble!" [Just Chatting] [31/08/2019]
 * 101) "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360657805759217676/617534043612774411/Quote100.png [Nino Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom] [31/08/2019]
 * 102) "Thank you for releasing me" [Spyro Reignited Trilogy] [11/09/2019]
 * 103) "Trouble with the trolley, eh?" [Spyro Reignited Trilogy] [11/09/2019]
 * 104) That lizard was about to pass a bill that would give lizards the same rights as mice and you killed him - zoukk [Spyro Reignited Trilogy] [14/09/2019]
 * 105) "I'm just Dash-Dancing out of my fucking mind. -QueueSS" [Indivisible] [08/10/2019]
 * 106) "imagine being so IMPOVERISHED that you still need foodstamps from the bot" - Voxiferous [Just Chatting] [11/10/2019]
 * 107) "Are you OK? Dont have a cow, man." Terry Bobart [Lethal League Blaze] [06/11/2019]
 * 108) "Yall see this toilet? I'm about to go absolute hamburgers on it -Lil DICK Mane" [Just Chatting] [09/11/2019]
 * 109) test [Pokemon Sword/Shield] [15/11/2019]
 * 110) "This is a MAJOR BUG, how did QA not catch this? - Zoukk" [Pokemon Sword/Shield] [15/11/2019]
 * 111) "Dude I love pug stomping noobs - Zoukk" [Pokemon Sword/Shield] [16/11/2019]
 * 112) "Bingo, it's 206 rare bones! - Zoukk" [Pokemon Sword/Shield] [24/11/2019]
 * 113) "Boomers are a warcrime, change my mind - Wilump1" [Pokemon Sword/Shield]
 * 114) "Mr. Rime is trash" - QueueSS [Pokemon Sword/Shield] [1/12/2019]
 * 115) "Welcome to an RTS - Gus" [Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition] [29/12/2019]
 * 116) "What is a horse to a camel? Absolutely nothing" - QueueSS [Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition] [29/12/2019]
 * 117) "Attack the enemy with monks" [Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition] [29/12/2019]
 * 118) "hopefully I have a better fate than peach tree rip [Animal Crossing] [24/02/2020]
 * 119) [Lost]
 * 120) [Lost]
 * 121) [Lost]
 * 122) [Lost]
 * 123) [Lost]
 * 124) [Lost]
 * 125) [Lost]
 * 126) [Lost]
 * 127) [Lost]
 * 128) "It takes a real man to come face to face with a dick" - gamerz128 [Game Unknown] [Date Unknown]

New Quotes
These are new quotes created after the hard drive crash. He could've gotten the quotes from this page, but it would've been too much work for what it's worth. Instead, new quotes will be created by viewers.


 * 1) "I am not adding back the quotes -QueueSS" [Valheim] [06/02/2021]
 * 2) "romblox made over 275 million last quarter - Barking Steve" [Fallout: New Vegas] [11/02/2021]
 * 3) "Okay, that's all the time I've got, I've gotta get back to listing GameStop as an essential retailer during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic" - Reggie Fils-Aimé [Fallout: New Vegas] [11/02/2021]
 * 4) Ok make it say mamma Mia ravioli I lost my pasghetti noodle in my linguini - Gamerz128 [Fallout: New Vegas] [11/02/2021]
 * 5) "Atom nook" - trinamike [Fallout: New Vegas] [11/02/2021]
 * 6) "JUST JOKIN" - Anthony Palumbo [Just Chatting] [31/07/2019] [Fallout: New Vegas] [11/02/2021]
 * 7) "Oh I wouldn't wanna be on... Oh boy" Anthony Palumbo [Just Chatting] [31/07/2019]
 * 8) "I'm gaming!" - QueueSS [League of Legends] [12/02/2021]
 * 9) Ad Watchers, Viewbots, Alt accounts. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough points!" - Morshu [Yakuza 3] [12/02/2021]
 * 10) Is your use of language so perfunctory, so stiflingly prescriptive that copula deletion, internet acronyms, and otherwise extremely average vernacular is enough to completely encrypt a portion of text to you? That may be indicative of something. [League of Legends] [13/02/2021]
 * 11) thanks for the advice brunghis [Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike] [03302021]
 * 12) "hello team" - goeticthunder [Wizard of Legend] [05/19/2021]
 * 13) "tusco cusco pusco" - The_Baby_Buffalo [Wizard of Legend] [05/19/2021]
 * 14) "i'm bleeding like a pig!" - Goon [Stoneshard] [05/19/2021]
 * 15) "1" - gamerz128 and jossh99 (spammed numerous times) [Guilty Gear: Strive] [06/23/2021]
 * 16) "Lets fickiomg gp" - Faraaz [Guilty Gear: Strive] [07032021]
 * 17) "i was wondering if u folded the dishes and killed the cat so the dog can fly to the store and rob the bank?" - ultimate_eevee [Pokémon Platinum] [07/04/2021]
 * 18) "You can pass the link to download that rom or randomizer is that it makes a lot of it I still play and I can not find it" - sanskap5 (banned lol) [Pokémon Platinum] [07082021]
 * 19) today i was gonna get a honey bun from a vending machine because it said it cost a dollar but when i put a dollar in the machine was like "sorry friendo youre gonna have to cough up $1.50 for that bun" but i did it anyway since the smash drama is making me $5000 a day. thank you reddit for buying my honey bun today - MagicScrumpy [Gunfire Reborn] [07/26/2021]
 * 20) "I'm in the f***** beast mode" - courtneydouglas12 or KoolGus i'm not sure [Sonic the Hedgehog] [07/30/2021]
 * 21) "I want to find Froggy and go Fishing" -Big the Cat [Sonic Heroes] [08/09/2021]
 * 22) "How tf else would you spell it? pawnzy?" -KoolGus [Sonic Heroes] [08142021]
 * 23) "you got a problem with that buster brown?" - goeticthunder
 * 24) oh "i see, you are being a sly douche, well you can consider an 8th of your audience gone." - lemickeybrickmjisgoat [Sonic Robo Blast 2] [09/02/2021]
 * 25) "money hungry punks" - lemickeybrickmjisgoat [Sonic Robo Blast 2] [09/02/2021]
 * 26) "i piss in abottle and give you water as a thanks for the time" - lemickeybrickmjisgoat [Sonic Robo Blast 2] [09/02/2021]
 * 27) "if im not a real person, then why do i feel pain." - lemickeybrickmjisgoat [Sonic Robo Blast 2] [09/02/2021]
 * 28) "your eyes are full of molasses as you take 10 yrs to look over at what i say" - KoolGus or Courtney who knows really [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09/17/2021]
 * 29) "You could take him to the four fucking Seasons and he will say Poggers at least three or four times" -QueueSS about KoolGus [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09172021]
 * 30) "gus and i will NOT be getting married" - Claudia [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09172021]
 * 31) "Sonic the ghetto hog" - Koolgus or courtneydourglas12 idk they're both the same [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09/17/2021]
 * 32) "imagine being 40" -courtneydouglas12 [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09/17/2021]
 * 33) "jesus gus" - courtneydouglas12 [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09/17/2021]
 * 34) "its crazy when im working with fucking talentless choke artists... I feel like Joaquin Phoenix working with Amy Schumer here" - Justus to QueueSS
 * 35) "Pointing and laughing at people is underrated" -QueueSS [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [10/25/2021]
 * 36) "damn no pussy despencerie..." - Secrets [Just Chatting] [12142021]
 * 37) “@ginhanamori my humor is not nomral, im so sorry” -ginhanamori, 2022 [Rivals of Aether] [01/02/2022]
 * 38) "Love gaming and love God, keep it up!" - goeticthunder [Monster Hunter Rise] [01/12/2022]

Fake Quotes
These were quotes made up by the chat while Q****Cli***r was gone due to the hard drive crash.


 * 1) "And thats when I shit my pants!" -QueueSS [League of Legends] 1/5/2021 (Made by The_Baby_Buffalo)
 * 2) "Max beat me at Mahjong AGAIN, I really need to practice" -QueueSS [Mahjong Soul] 1/7/2021 (Made by Zoukk)
 * 3) "Mahjong? More like mah long dong!" -QueueSS [League of Mahjong] 1/5/2021 (Made by The_Baby_Buffalo)
 * 4) "Gamerz! You're my little Pogchamp ;)" -QueueSS [League of Legends] 1/5/2021 (Made by The_Baby_Buffalo)

Removed Quotes
These are quotes removed by QueueSS or his bot if detected as spam.

From Original Quotes. Number unknown. "." - gamerz128 [Date unknown] [Game unknown] - This was removed by queue__bot as it was detected as spam.

From Original Quotes. #114 and #115. "Mr. Rime is trash" - QueueSS [Pokemon Sword/Shield] [01/12/2019] - This was removed by QueueSS as it was taken out of context. He was talking about Mr. Rime competitively, though with it taken out of context made it seem like he despised the Pikachu. It took up two slots because it was quoted by both gamerz128 and goeticthunder, the latter quoting it so that Que would have to remove it twice. gamerz later sneakily put the same quote back in without Que noticing during a Crab Rave, which is why it's still a quote.

From New Quotes. #15: "corsaid HS60" - goeticthunder [ULTRAKILL] [06/23/2021] - Removed cause there wasnt really a reason for it to be quoted aside from goetic telling gamerz to quote it.

Trivia

 * Quote #8: all my ni🅱🅱as bisexual - LiLDICKMane [Super Smash Bros. Melee [12/09/2018]. Originally, the b's were g's.
 * Quote #34: "What?!?! You can L cancel every aerial? KappaPride " [Super Smash Bros. Melee] [24/10/2018]. While it's a smug joke, it's incorrect, as you cannot L-cancel Mr. Game & Watch's up aerial, back aerial, and neutral aerial in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
 * Quote #48: "yeeticus yeeticus fuck you gamerzicus - Gamerz128 [Creativerse] [25/01/2019]. It says gamerz created the quote, but it was actually Que. except for the part where it wasn't actually Que and I was just fucking around but you know it was Que
 * Quote #101: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360657805759217676/617534043612774411/Quote100.png was originally believed to be the 100th quote on the channel, and was celebrated by Que randomly giving away 50,000 Points to those who signed up for the giveaway. It turns out that it was, in fact, not the 100th quote. While gamerz was typing up all of the quotes on the wiki, he noticed that queue__bot and Q****Cli***r started the count at 0 instead of 1, meaning the 100th quote was actually "!gamble all" "Zoukk_, you don't have enough currency to gamble!" [Just Chatting] [31/08/2019]
 * Quote #101: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360657805759217676/617534043612774411/Quote100.png was originally believed to be the 100th quote on the channel, and was celebrated by Que randomly giving away 50,000 Points to those who signed up for the giveaway. It turns out that it was, in fact, not the 100th quote. While gamerz was typing up all of the quotes on the wiki, he noticed that queue__bot and Q****Cli***r started the count at 0 instead of 1, meaning the 100th quote was actually "!gamble all" "Zoukk_, you don't have enough currency to gamble!" [Just Chatting] [31/08/2019]


 * Quote #128: "It takes a real man to come face to face with a dick" - gamerz128 [Game Unknown] [Date Unknown] Although it actually is the 128th quote, Q****Cli***r starts the count from 0, meaning that it's technically the 127th quote.
 * New Quote #20: "I'm in the f***** beast mode" - courtneydouglas12 or KoolGus i'm not sure [Sonic the Hedgehog] [07/30/2021]. It was courtney lmao
 * New Quote #28: "your eyes are full of molasses as you take 10 yrs to look over at what i say" - KoolGus or Courtney who knows really [Sonic Adventure 2: Battle] [09/17/2021] It was KoolGus lol